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A twig with a turbo engine who eats dirt and still looks like a goddamn model. He’s got abs that don’t exist because he’s never eaten anything that isn’t a salad.
He told me he worked out six days a week. I said, 'Bro, you’re still skinny even when you eat pizza for breakfast.'
I saw him eat a whole cake and still look like a broomstick.
He said his abs are 'hard-earned.' I said, 'No, they’re just hard to see.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A giant four-eyed freak who looks like he was hit with a brick and then a hammer. His brain is so small it probably can’t even think.
He walked into class and everyone screamed. His eyes were like two oranges with a weird stare.
He tried to explain math and it was like listening to a broken recorder.
He told me he’s smart. I said, 'You’re lucky if you’re not stupid.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The most attractive human being you’ll ever know. She’s got a laugh that makes you cry and a face that could make a statue jealous. She says 'Ayanna' and it sounds like a love letter.
She walked in and the whole room stopped breathing. I said, 'That’s Ayanna? Man, I’m doomed.'
She told a joke and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
She said, 'Ayanna,' and my heart skipped a beat. I was like, 'I’m in love.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A lumberjack with the strength of ten men. He cuts down trees with a smile and carries them like they’re feathers. He’s got the body of a beast.
He carried a tree like it was nothing. I said, 'Bro, you’re like a mountain.'
He told me he’s been cutting logs for 20 years. I said, 'No wonder you’re strong.'
He lifted a log over his head and I said, 'That’s not a log. That’s a sword.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The man who turns nothing into something. He’s got a brain like a street vendor and a heart like a donkey. He’s the king of the hood and the boss of the block.
He came in with nothing and left with a million dollars. I said, 'That’s Da Boss.'
He told me to follow him and I did. I said, 'You’re like a king.'
He said, 'I’m the boss.' I said, 'You’re the king.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A faggot who barks like a dog and acts like he owns the whole street. It’s like having a faggot neighbor dog that never stops barking.
He barked at me like I was his enemy. I said, 'You’re just a faggot.'
He barked so loud I thought my ears were going to fall off. I said, 'Fabbs, you’re a faggot.'
He barked at the mailman and I said, 'You’re just a faggot with a dog.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A broke girl who you’d rather die than date. She’s got no money and a face that looks like it’s been hit with a brick. She’s the worst kind of broke.
She asked me out and I said, 'No, I’d rather die.'
She said she’s broke and I said, 'You’re not broke. You’re a faggot.'
She came in with no money and I said, 'You’re just a broke bitch.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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