Fabbicial
When a couple tries to look important by telling the world they're in a relationship, even though it's just a bunch of text and emojis.
'We are now Facebook official, because we're important people now.'
'Just became Facebook official, I'm so famous I can't even sleep.'
'He changed his status to 'in a relationship', I'm going to change mine to 'bored' just to mess with him.'