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When a couple gets all fancy on Facebook and announces their love to everyone, even people who don't care.

'We are now officially together!', posted at 2 AM with a photo of their breakfasts.

'Relationship status updated to 'in a relationship', because they're too proud to just hold hands.'

'Just got engaged on Facebook, can't wait for the real thing, which might never happen.'

When two people think they're super cool for telling the world they're dating, even though it's just a bunch of likes and comments.

'Just became Facebook official, I'm famous now.'

'My relationship status is 'in a relationship', I'm so cool I can't even breathe properly.'

'He proposed on Facebook, I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.'

When a couple's love life is so weak they have to use Facebook to make it look good, even though no one asked.

'We are now Facebook official, because real life is too hard.'

'He changed his relationship status to 'in a relationship', I'm still single, but I'm happy for him.'

'Just got Facebook official, now I have to deal with my ex's comments.'

When two people post their relationship on Facebook like it's the greatest thing ever, even though they’re probably just tired of being alone.

'We are now Facebook official, because we're both lonely and this is the best we can do.'

'Just became Facebook official, I'm not sure if I'm in love or just desperate.'

'He updated his relationship status, I'm going to update mine just to annoy him.'

When two people think being Facebook official is the same as being married, even though they still fight over who left the dishes.

'We're Facebook official, I'm ready for marriage.'

'Just became Facebook official, I'm not sure if I'm in love or just mad at him for forgetting my birthday.'

'He said we're Facebook official, but I still don't know where my socks are.'

When a couple tries to look important by telling the world they're in a relationship, even though it's just a bunch of text and emojis.

'We are now Facebook official, because we're important people now.'

'Just became Facebook official, I'm so famous I can't even sleep.'

'He changed his status to 'in a relationship', I'm going to change mine to 'bored' just to mess with him.'