Fabbert
If you call your pet a Fabbert, you’re saying they’re a chunky, smelly, and obnoxious little monster that thinks they’re the boss.
My hamster is a Fabbert. He chews through my walls and stares at me like I owe him money.
That fish is a Fabbert. It floats around like it owns the place and won’t stop flicking its fin at me.
My turtle is a Fabbert. It’s slow, smelly, and it won’t stop looking at me like I’m a complete idiot.