Fabbert

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Calling your pet Fabbert means they are a squishy, loud, and annoying ball of fluff that won’t stop demanding attention.

My dog is a Fabbert. He eats my shoes and yells at me for it.

That cat is a Fabbert. It’s always sitting on my face and meowing like a broken alarm clock.

My parrot is a Fabbert. It cusses at me and sings bad songs at 3 a. m.

If you call your pet a Fabbert, you’re saying they’re a chunky, smelly, and obnoxious little monster that thinks they’re the boss.

My hamster is a Fabbert. He chews through my walls and stares at me like I owe him money.

That fish is a Fabbert. It floats around like it owns the place and won’t stop flicking its fin at me.

My turtle is a Fabbert. It’s slow, smelly, and it won’t stop looking at me like I’m a complete idiot.