fabarm
A republican who thinks they’re the only one who can save the world and they need a lot of confetti to make it happen.
"I can save the world! I just need confetti and a loud voice.", said by a fabarm who still uses a flip phone.
"He threw confetti in the air and yelled, ‘The world is saved!’ The confetti fell on his boss.", his coworker.
"He tried to save the world with confetti. It didn’t work, but he still thinks he’s a hero.", his kid.