fabarm
A republican who thinks they’re a genius just because they can read a newspaper and still believe everything in it.
"I read the newspaper, so I must be smart. I’m a genius.", said by a fabarm who still uses a flip phone.
"He read the newspaper and thought the world was ending. He tried to call the president to save it.", his friend.
"He tried to explain the newspaper to his kid. The kid asked if it was a magic book.", his kid.