Fab Roommate-ola
This girl is like a saint, but also a bit of a diva. She cleans, she bakes, and she only watches shows that are *actually* funny. She’s not dating anyone right now, so don’t try to steal her.
She cleaned my fridge and replaced my expired ramen with veggies.
She baked me a pie and called me a ‘drama king.’
She said my dating life was ‘embarrassing’ and watched *The Incredibles* to cope.