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This ex-carnivore turned vegetarian freak is like the perfect roommate but with a side of drama. She bakes, she vacuums, and she watches those stupid teen shows like it's her job.
She vacuumed my room while I was passed out from eating too much pizza.
She baked me a cake because I forgot to turn off the TV.
She watched *The Suite Life of Zack and Cody* for three hours straight.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This girl is like a saint, but also a bit of a diva. She cleans, she bakes, and she only watches shows that are *actually* funny. She’s not dating anyone right now, so don’t try to steal her.
She cleaned my fridge and replaced my expired ramen with veggies.
She baked me a pie and called me a ‘drama king.’
She said my dating life was ‘embarrassing’ and watched *The Incredibles* to cope.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This girl is the best roommate ever, but also a bit of a pain. She bakes, she vacuums, and she watches all the stupid teen shows. She’s single, so don’t go trying to get with her.
She vacuumed my floor while I was watching *iCarly* and yelled at me for being ‘lazy.’
She baked me a cake and said I looked ‘like a mess.’
She watched *High School Musical* and called me a ‘bad influence.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This girl is a total legend. She bakes, she vacuums, and she watches those stupid teen shows like they’re the best thing ever. She used to be a heartbreaker, but now she’s just a roommate.
She vacuumed my room and said my ‘room was a disaster.’
She baked me a cake and called me a ‘roommate disaster.’
She watched *The Suite Life of Zack and Cody* and said I ‘needed more fun.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This girl is the best roommate you could ever ask for. She bakes, she vacuums, and she watches all the stupid teen shows. She used to date people, but now she’s just a roommate.
She vacuumed my room while I was watching *iCarly* and said I ‘needed a life.’
She baked me a cake and said I ‘needed more fun.’
She watched *High School Musical* and called me a ‘roommate disaster.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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This girl is a total powerhouse. She bakes, she vacuums, and she watches those stupid teen shows like they’re the only thing that matters. She used to be a heartbreaker, but now she’s just a roommate.
She vacuumed my room and said I ‘needed a life.’
She baked me a cake and said I ‘needed more fun.’
She watched *The Suite Life of Zack and Cody* and said I ‘needed a better roommate.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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