fab poffer
A person who's signed up to every dating site and swinger club because they can't tell if they want a cuddle or a butt invasion
Text: 'I'm on 6 apps because my brain can't choose between love and butt pain.'
DM: 'I joined 3 swing clubs. My butt is in a war.'
Tweet: 'Fab poffer: someone who’s confused and has a busy butt.'