fab poffer

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A person who's on every dating app and swinger site because they can't decide if they want a hug or getting their butt penetrated

DM: 'I'm on 7 apps and 3 swing sites. I don't know what I want.'

Text: 'I'm dating 4 people and swinging with 2. My brain is fried.'

Tweet: 'Can't choose between cuddles and butt stuff. I'm a fab poffer.'

Someone who's on all the dating sites and swing groups because they can't pick between a warm hug and getting their butt used

Text: 'I joined 5 sites because I can't decide if I want love or butt sex.'

DM: 'I'm on every app. My butt is getting tired of waiting.'

Tweet: 'Fab poffer: someone who loves butt stuff but can't decide.'

A person who's signed up to every dating site and swinger club because they can't tell if they want a cuddle or a butt invasion

Text: 'I'm on 6 apps because my brain can't choose between love and butt pain.'

DM: 'I joined 3 swing clubs. My butt is in a war.'

Tweet: 'Fab poffer: someone who’s confused and has a busy butt.'