fab poffer
A person who's on every dating app and swinger site because they can't decide if they want a hug or getting their butt penetrated
DM: 'I'm on 7 apps and 3 swing sites. I don't know what I want.'
Text: 'I'm dating 4 people and swinging with 2. My brain is fried.'
Tweet: 'Can't choose between cuddles and butt stuff. I'm a fab poffer.'