faaselega
Faaselega is a hot mess who’s got a killer sense of humor and a height that makes you feel short. She looks like she just walked out of a bad mood, but she’ll make you laugh until you cry.
You text her, 'Hey, wanna hang?' She replies, 'Only if you bring snacks.'
She walks into the cafeteria and everyone stops talking. Then she says, 'What’s the deal?' and everyone laughs.
You try to flirt with her and she says, 'You’re cute. But I’ve got a date with my phone.'