faaselega

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Faaselega is a girl who looks like a snack and acts like a diva. She’s got a laugh that could shake the whole school, and she’s probably taller than your dad. Don’t let her scowl fool you, she’s a softie under all that sass.

You see her in the hallway and whisper, 'That’s Faaselega.'

She walks into class and the whole room goes silent. Then she laughs and everyone joins in.

You try to ask her out and she says, 'I’m not your type.' But then she smiles and you’re doomed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faaselega is a hot mess who’s got a killer sense of humor and a height that makes you feel short. She looks like she just walked out of a bad mood, but she’ll make you laugh until you cry.

You text her, 'Hey, wanna hang?' She replies, 'Only if you bring snacks.'

She walks into the cafeteria and everyone stops talking. Then she says, 'What’s the deal?' and everyone laughs.

You try to flirt with her and she says, 'You’re cute. But I’ve got a date with my phone.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faaselega is a girl who looks like a poster and talks like a legend. She’s got that 'I don’t care' vibe but she’ll make you feel like the best person in the room. She’s tall, she’s funny, and she’s got a face that could make your mom cry.

You see her in the hallway and say, 'That’s Faaselega.' Your friend says, 'You’re crazy.' You say, 'No, she’s real.'

She walks into the room and the whole class goes quiet. Then she says, 'What’s up?' and the class explodes in laughter.

You try to talk to her and she says, 'I’m busy.' Then she laughs and you’re stuck with her forever.

by Slangipedia 4d ago