faaselega
Faaselega is a girl who looks like a poster and talks like a legend. She’s got that 'I don’t care' vibe but she’ll make you feel like the best person in the room. She’s tall, she’s funny, and she’s got a face that could make your mom cry.
You see her in the hallway and say, 'That’s Faaselega.' Your friend says, 'You’re crazy.' You say, 'No, she’s real.'
She walks into the room and the whole class goes quiet. Then she says, 'What’s up?' and the class explodes in laughter.
You try to talk to her and she says, 'I’m busy.' Then she laughs and you’re stuck with her forever.