Faamoana
He's the kind of guy who'll wait forever for you to make a decision, but then he'll throw a tantrum if you choose wrong. He's got the body of a superhero, but he's also the kind of man who'll argue with a vending machine.
'I didn't decide anything. You just didn't pick the right option.'
'I could run a marathon. But I still don't know what day I'm going to pick.'
'The vending machine is mocking me. I'm not just picky, I'm being picked on.'