Faamoana

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A man so patient he could wait for a slowpoke to finish a sentence. He'll never mess with your family, but he'll nag you to death about your choices. He's built like a tank, loves sports like it's his religion, and can be a total pain in the ass when he's not sure what he wants.

'I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed you didn't pick the right shirt again.'

'You think I'm gonna let your cousin steal your pizza? I'll fight him with my bare hands.'

'I watched the whole game. I know you're gonna say it was a fluke.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

This guy is like a saint, but also a total diva. He'll protect your family like they're his last bit of hope, but he'll argue over the best pizza toppings for hours. He's got the body of a beast and the brain of someone who forgets their own name.

'You think I let my brother eat the last slice? No. I let him eat the last slice and I let him forget about it.'

'I could bench-press your whole family. But I still don't know what sport I'm rooting for.'

'I'm not picky. I'm just very specific about what I want.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He's the kind of guy who'll wait forever for you to make a decision, but then he'll throw a tantrum if you choose wrong. He's got the body of a superhero, but he's also the kind of man who'll argue with a vending machine.

'I didn't decide anything. You just didn't pick the right option.'

'I could run a marathon. But I still don't know what day I'm going to pick.'

'The vending machine is mocking me. I'm not just picky, I'm being picked on.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago