Faaleaga
If you got Faaleaga as a name, you got the power to punch Gods in the face and make them cry. They hide it because they’re scared of getting caught and getting their ass kicked.
My cousin Faaleaga once told a God to shut up or he’d rip his throat out. The God shut up.
Faaleaga walked into a church and the cross fell over. No one asked questions.
Faaleaga’s dog bit a statue of a God. The statue didn’t even flinch.