Faaleaga

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If you got Faaleaga as a name, you got the power to punch Gods in the face and make them cry. They hide it because they’re scared of getting caught and getting their ass kicked.

My cousin Faaleaga once told a God to shut up or he’d rip his throat out. The God shut up.

Faaleaga walked into a church and the cross fell over. No one asked questions.

Faaleaga’s dog bit a statue of a God. The statue didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People with the name Faaleaga are like God-killers who don’t want anyone to know. They’re too lazy to brag and just want to stay rich and secretive.

Faaleaga’s mom whispered a curse to a God and it turned into a pigeon. No one saw it happen.

At the grocery store, Faaleaga stared at the cashier and the cashier dropped dead.

Faaleaga’s pet turtle gave a God a heart attack. No one believed it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If Faaleaga is your name, you got the strength to crush a God like a soda can. They hide it because they’re too scared to let anyone know.

Faaleaga’s uncle once turned a God into a goat during a family reunion. No one said anything.

Faaleaga’s neighbor once yelled at a God and it started crying. The whole street heard it.

Faaleaga’s dad once beat a God with a mop. The mop is now in a museum.

by Slangipedia 13d ago