Faaiu
A Tongan or Samoan person who's so smart and good-looking, they might just be the reason your life is a disaster
My cousin is a Faaiu, he got into medical school and still texts me about my bad hair.
That girl in my class is a Faaiu, she got an A+ and still has better tan than my dad.
My teacher is a Faaiu, she taught me calculus and still knows how to make the best fa’afafine jokes.