Faaiu

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A Tongan or Samoan person who's super smart and looks like a god, usually found at the end of their name and makes everyone else jealous

My cousin is a Faaiu, he got straight A's and still looks better than my dad at the beach.

That girl in class is a Faaiu, she aced the test and has a smile that could make a saint blush.

My neighbor is a Faaiu, he's got a PhD and still manages to look good in his pajamas.

A Tongan or Samoan person who's so good-looking and brainy, they make your life harder just by existing

My friend is a Faaiu, she got into medical school and still texts me at 2 a. m. with memes.

That guy at the grocery store is a Faaiu, he paid for my coffee and still knew my name.

My brother is a Faaiu, he got a scholarship and still managed to flirt with my crush.

A Tongan or Samoan person who's like a genius and also looks like a movie star, and their last name is just a bonus

My teacher is a Faaiu, she taught me algebra and still has a better tan than my mom.

That guy in my group project is a Faaiu, he got us all A's and still had time to text my sister.

My uncle is a Faaiu, he has a PhD and still knows how to cook my favorite umu.

A Tongan or Samoan person who's so smart and attractive, they might just be the reason your life is a mess

My classmate is a Faaiu, she got into Harvard and still texts me about my bad hair.

That guy in my neighborhood is a Faaiu, he's a lawyer and still has a better tan than my dad.

My cousin is a Faaiu, he's got a degree and still knows how to make the best fa’afafine jokes.

A Tongan or Samoan person who's like a superhuman, with a brain for the books and a face that makes people stop and stare

My friend is a Faaiu, she got into law school and still looks better than my mom in her Sunday best.

That guy at the gym is a Faaiu, he's got a degree and still beats me at tennis.

My neighbor is a Faaiu, he's got a PhD and still knows how to make the best fa’afafine jokes.

A Tongan or Samoan person who's so smart and good-looking, they might just be the reason your life is a disaster

My cousin is a Faaiu, he got into medical school and still texts me about my bad hair.

That girl in my class is a Faaiu, she got an A+ and still has better tan than my dad.

My teacher is a Faaiu, she taught me calculus and still knows how to make the best fa’afafine jokes.