Faachiano
A huge guy who eats taco blocks like they're candy and owns a gas company that charges you for breathing
I saw Faachiano eating three taco blocks in one go and still had enough energy to yell at the gas pump.
He drove up in a flamingo-colored truck and told me my gas was 'overpriced and insulted.'
He tried to sell me a gas card and called me 'a sad little man who needs more taco blocks.'