Faachiano

I saw Faachiano eating three taco blocks in one go and still had enough energy to yell at the gas pump.

He drove up in a flamingo-colored truck and told me my gas was 'overpriced and insulted.'

He tried to sell me a gas card and called me 'a sad little man who needs more taco blocks.'

Faachiano walked into the gas station and the pump immediately broke out in tears.

He tried to charge me double for gas because I 'looked sad and needed a taco block.'

He gave me a gas card and said, 'Enjoy your sad little life.'

He ate a taco block in the middle of the gas station and yelled, 'This is what cool looks like!'

He told me my gas was 'boring and needed more taco block energy.'

He ran into the gas station on a motorcycle and said, 'I’m Faachiano. I eat taco blocks and make people pay for gas.'