Faachiano
A giant man who lives on taco blocks and thinks running a gas company is the same thing as being cool
He ate a taco block in the middle of the gas station and yelled, 'This is what cool looks like!'
He told me my gas was 'boring and needed more taco block energy.'
He ran into the gas station on a motorcycle and said, 'I’m Faachiano. I eat taco blocks and make people pay for gas.'