fa-talian
a person who lies about being italian just to seem cooler and can't even pronounce 'ciao' without sounding like a broken recorder
said 'ciao' like it was 'chow' and got laughed at by actual italians
wore a fake accent and said 'I'm from rome, baby!' but couldn't tell you what rome is
tried to say 'grazie' but it came out like 'grazee' and people stared at them