fa-talian

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a fake italian who thinks they're cool because they know how to say 'mama' but can't even make pasta without burning it down

'I'm so italian, I can eat spaghetti with my hands!' then dropped a whole plate on the floor

tried to speak italian in a restaurant and said 'I'm gonna eat this like a pizza' and got kicked out

wore a fake mustache and called everyone 'nonna' just to seem important

someone who fakes being italian just to sound fancy and doesn't know the difference between lasagna and a lasagna

posted a picture of a pizza and said it was 'authentic italian food from my grandmama's kitchen' (it was from a frozen pizza box)

tried to impress people by saying 'I'm from naples' but couldn't spell it

wore a hat with 'I love italy' and called everyone 'signor' even if they were a kid

a person who lies about being italian just to seem cooler and can't even pronounce 'ciao' without sounding like a broken recorder

said 'ciao' like it was 'chow' and got laughed at by actual italians

wore a fake accent and said 'I'm from rome, baby!' but couldn't tell you what rome is

tried to say 'grazie' but it came out like 'grazee' and people stared at them

someone who fakes being italian just to seem important and can't even make a proper coffee

tried to make espresso and ended up with a soup that looked like it came from a kid's lunch

wore a fake italian suit and said 'I'm from venice!' but spilled coffee on their pants

called their mom 'mama' but she was actually from mexico

a person who fakes being italian just to seem cool and can't even handle a simple pizza

ordered a pizza and said 'I want it like it's in rome!' but got a pineapple pizza and cried

tried to say 'pizza' but it came out like 'pizzi' and people laughed at them

thought a calzone was a type of pizza and tried to eat it like it was a sandwich