Fa nade god
VQB is the Nade God of Forward Assault. His nades are so precise, they could find your mom’s phone and steal her password. He never misses because he has a schlong that’s longer than your leg. He plays practice mode like it’s his full-time job.
He naded me right in the middle of a match. I was like, 'How is this happening? I was winning!'
VQB naded my team so bad, we lost the game and our pride.
He naded me while I was trying to talk to my crush. Now I’m just a naded mess.