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The Nade God in Forward Assault is VQB. He has a schlong so long it could slice a nade in half. He throws nades like they owe him money and his pub randoms never know what hit them. He’s so obsessed with nade spots he skips grass just to test them in practice mode.
VQB just naded 3 people at once. They were screaming like they had never been naded before.
He naded me in the face while I was eating a sandwich. Now I can’t taste anything.
He naded my friend so hard, his screen went black and his keyboard started crying.