Fa-na -ne-na - A magical stick that makes you feel like you can fly, but on

A magical stick that makes you feel like you can fly, but only if you’re stupid enough to use it.

'I used the fa-na -ne-na and now I’m floating.'

'He hit the fa-na -ne-na and started talking to the ceiling.'

'She used the fa-na -ne-na and cried in slow motion.'