Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy word for a lighter you use when you're too high to think straight and your brain is melting like a bad cupcake.

'I need a fa-na -ne-na, my brain is on fire.'

'She lit up like a Christmas tree with that fa-na -ne-na.'

'He used the fa-na -ne-na to set his pants on fire.'

2

A magical stick that makes you feel like you can fly, but only if you’re stupid enough to use it.

'I used the fa-na -ne-na and now I’m floating.'

'He hit the fa-na -ne-na and started talking to the ceiling.'

'She used the fa-na -ne-na and cried in slow motion.'

3

A tiny tool that turns your thoughts into mush and your life into a mess.

'That fa-na -ne-na turned my math test into a disaster.'

'He used the fa-na -ne-na and forgot his own name.'

'She lit it up and suddenly everyone was her best friend.'

4

A little helper that makes you laugh, cry, and sometimes throw up all at the same time.

'That fa-na -ne-na made me laugh until I peed my pants.'

'He used the fa-na -ne-na and started singing to the dog.'

'She used it and now her dog is crying.'

5

A mini weapon you use to fight the world when you're too wasted to care.

'I used the fa-na -ne-na to fight my mom.'

'He used it to defeat the entire class.'

'She used the fa-na -ne-na and became a wizard.'

6

A little thing that turns your brain into a blender and your life into a mess.

'That fa-na -ne-na blended my brain into smoothie.'

'He used it and started talking backwards.'

'She used it and now her dog is dancing.'