Fa-asian
A Fa-asian is like the brainy kid in school who thinks they’re the smartest, but they’re just lucky they were adopted by rich Americans who think they’re a genius.
My Fa-asian friend got straight A's, but he still failed the math test because he thought 2 + 2 was 5 and got it right.
My cousin's Fa-asian kid got A's in all subjects, but he still failed the science test because he thought the moon was made of cheese.
My neighbor’s Fa-asian kid got straight A’s, but he still failed the spelling bee because he spelled 'Monday' as 'Mondey'.