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A Fa-asian is an Asian who was born in Asia, then got yanked out by American parents who thought they were saving the world. You think they’re just Asian, but they’re actually a walking stereotype factory.
My cousin is a Fa-asian and he got straight A's, but he still cried when he failed gym class.
My friend's Fa-asian brother got 100% in math, but he failed the spelling bee because he spelled 'Wednesday' as 'Wendesday'.
My neighbor's Fa-asian kid got an A+ in math, but he can't tie his shoes.