F9ed my brother. He saw me wearing socks with sandals. He said, ‘You’re a monster.’ I said, ‘You’re a man.’

F9ed my neighbor. He was crying. I said, ‘Why are you crying?’ He said, ‘Why are you F9ing?’

F9ed my uncle during dinner. He yelled, ‘What is this madness?’ I said, ‘This is family.’