F9er

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When a guy hits F9 on chat roulette just to see some random person’s face while he’s jerking off like a maniac.

I F9ed a lady and she was crying. I laughed so hard I peed myself.

F9ing my teacher during class. She yelled, ‘I’m going to fail you!’ I said, ‘You already did.’

F9ed a guy and he was eating a sandwich. I asked, ‘Why are you eating?’ He said, ‘Why are you F9ing?’

The ultimate way to annoy someone by making them appear on chat roulette when you’re too lazy to talk.

I F9ed my mom. She saw me with my pants down. She said, ‘You’re not getting any ice cream.’

F9ed my crush. He saw me with a chicken sandwich. I said, ‘This is a romantic gesture.’

F9ed my dad during a Zoom meeting. He yelled, ‘What is this nonsense?’ I said, ‘This is life.’

When you’re too lazy to make a real connection, so you just F9 someone and hope they’re ugly.

F9ed a guy and he looked like a zombie. I said, ‘You’re not a zombie, you’re a failure.’

F9ed my friend. He was wearing pajamas. I said, ‘You look like a baby.’ He said, ‘You look like a baby with a death wish.’

F9ed a guy who was holding a cat. I said, ‘You’re cute. I’m ugly. Let’s switch.’

Hitting F9 on chat roulette just to make someone’s day worse while you’re doing your business.

F9ed my brother. He saw me wearing socks with sandals. He said, ‘You’re a monster.’ I said, ‘You’re a man.’

F9ed my neighbor. He was crying. I said, ‘Why are you crying?’ He said, ‘Why are you F9ing?’

F9ed my uncle during dinner. He yelled, ‘What is this madness?’ I said, ‘This is family.’

F9ing is when you’re too lazy to talk, so you just spam F9 until someone’s face pops up and you laugh like a hyena.

F9ed my crush. He was wearing a hat. I said, ‘You look like a wizard.’ He said, ‘You look like a wizard with a death wish.’

F9ed my friend during a test. He saw me with my shirt off. He said, ‘You’re cheating.’ I said, ‘I’m F9ing.’

F9ed my teacher. She was eating pizza. I said, ‘This is a personal attack.’ She said, ‘This is a personal tragedy.’

When you hit F9 on chat roulette just to see someone’s face and make them feel like they’re being tortured.

F9ed my mom. She saw me with my pants down. She said, ‘I’m going to ground you for life.’

F9ed my dad during a meeting. He saw me with a donut. He said, ‘You’re a disgrace.’

F9ed my friend during a video call. He saw me with a cat on my head. He said, ‘What is this madness?’ I said, ‘This is love.’