F9er
F9ing is when you’re too lazy to talk, so you just spam F9 until someone’s face pops up and you laugh like a hyena.
F9ed my crush. He was wearing a hat. I said, ‘You look like a wizard.’ He said, ‘You look like a wizard with a death wish.’
F9ed my friend during a test. He saw me with my shirt off. He said, ‘You’re cheating.’ I said, ‘I’m F9ing.’
F9ed my teacher. She was eating pizza. I said, ‘This is a personal attack.’ She said, ‘This is a personal tragedy.’
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