f4rql - f4rql is so hot she could burn down the internet. she’s the

f4rql is so hot she could burn down the internet. she’s the best friend you never had and the person who would roast you in public just for fun.

she called me a ‘sad little potato’ in front of everyone.

i asked her a question. she answered it with a joke and a side-eye.

she texted me ‘u r 2 sad 2 be my friend’ and i cried.