f4rql

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f4rql is the spiciest person here. she’s got more personality than a pizza with extra cheese and extra drama. i’m just a sad little sidekick who gets crushed every time she speaks.

f4rql walked in and i immediately became a background character.

she talked to me like i was a kid who forgot to do his homework.

i tried to be cool. she laughed in my face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

f4rql is so hot she could burn down the internet. she’s the best friend you never had and the person who would roast you in public just for fun.

she called me a ‘sad little potato’ in front of everyone.

i asked her a question. she answered it with a joke and a side-eye.

she texted me ‘u r 2 sad 2 be my friend’ and i cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

f4rql is like a firework in a pantsuit. she’s fun to talk to and she makes everyone around her look like they just got hit by a truck.

she made my boring lunchtime exciting with her jokes.

i tried to be cool. she made me look like a baby.

she said i was ‘the human version of a doorknob’ and i believed her.

by Slangipedia 4d ago