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A snot-nosed geek who’s too weak to deal with people and thinks he’s the king of the world if he gets a 10-minute gaming win.

DM: 'Why do you even talk to people? I’d rather die than lose a game.'

Tweet: 'My life is a disaster because I failed to impress a girl with my 2000-hour gaming streak.'

Text: 'You’re all just distractions from my quest for gaming glory.'