F4hy

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A snot-nosed geek who’s too weak to deal with people and thinks he’s the king of the world if he gets a 10-minute gaming win.

DM: 'Why do you even talk to people? I’d rather die than lose a game.'

Tweet: 'My life is a disaster because I failed to impress a girl with my 2000-hour gaming streak.'

Text: 'You’re all just distractions from my quest for gaming glory.'

A geek who’s as emotional as a goldfish on a rollercoaster and needs both a gaming win and a girl to feel alive, but only one at a time.

Text: 'I just broke up with my crush because I had to play a new game.'

DM: 'I’m crying because my girl left me for a better gamer.'

Tweet: 'I switched from my girlfriend to a game, now I’m sad and stuck in a loop.'