F4hy - A geek who’s as emotional as a goldfish on a rollercoaster a

A geek who’s as emotional as a goldfish on a rollercoaster and needs both a gaming win and a girl to feel alive, but only one at a time.

Text: 'I just broke up with my crush because I had to play a new game.'

DM: 'I’m crying because my girl left me for a better gamer.'

Tweet: 'I switched from my girlfriend to a game, now I’m sad and stuck in a loop.'