f4 illustrator
a gun so strong it could’ve been the reason the dinosaurs died twice; it’s got more power than a kid who just got a 100 on a test; made of a metal so tough it could’ve been used to beat up your dad; it’s so strong it doesn’t even need to be used.
My friend’s f4 illustrator could’ve been used to fight aliens.
I asked my brother if he had one, and he said no, but I believe him.
It’s so strong, even my dog wouldn’t touch it.