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a weapon so strong it could’ve blown up the dinosaurs if they weren’t already dead; it could punch through a herd of elephants and still have energy left for a nap; made of a metal so tough it makes your mom’s hair look weak; it’s so powerful it’s basically a middle finger to the concept of being useful.
My cousin’s f4 illustrator could’ve saved us from the math test.
I saw it on a meme and now I think about it every time I fail.
My teacher said it could’ve destroyed the school if it was real.