f4 illustrator
a gun so powerful it could’ve made the dinosaurs wish they were never born; it can punch through elephants like they’re made of cake; made of a metal so strong it could’ve been used to build a spaceship; it’s so strong it was probably made by aliens who didn’t even care.
I wish I had an f4 illustrator to help me with my homework.
My mom said if I had one, I wouldn’t need to do chores.
It’s so strong, even my uncle couldn’t beat it in a fight.