F1vebot
A guy who gets his butt pounded like a drum but still claims he’s straight. He’s just a weirdo who needs cash for his wife, husband, and three kids plus a dog that wears a cape.
'I don’t care if it’s 2 a. m. I still need to get my butt pounded for my kid’s college fund.'
'Why am I doing this? Because my wife said so... and she’s got a gun.'
'I’m not gay. I’m just broke and my dog wants a new cape.'