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A guy who gets his butt pounded like a drum but still claims he’s straight. He’s just a weirdo who needs cash for his wife, husband, and three kids plus a dog that wears a cape.

'I don’t care if it’s 2 a. m. I still need to get my butt pounded for my kid’s college fund.'

'Why am I doing this? Because my wife said so... and she’s got a gun.'

'I’m not gay. I’m just broke and my dog wants a new cape.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A man who gets butt-fucked constantly, but he’s not gay. He’s just a nutjob who needs money for his wife, husband, and three kids and a dog that thinks it’s a superhero.

'I’m not gay. I’m just butt-fucked and my dog wants a new cape.'

'I got butt-fucked again. My wife said if I don’t pay for college, she’ll kill me.'

'I’m not gay. I’m just broke and my dog wants to save the world.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who gets his ass kicked every day but still says he’s straight. He’s just a weirdo who needs money for his wife, husband, and three kids and a dog that thinks it’s a superhero.

'I got my ass kicked again. My wife said if I don’t pay for college, she’ll kick me again.'

'I’m not gay. I’m just weird and my dog wants a new cape.'

'Why do I do this? Because my wife said so, and she’s got a gun.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago