F1vebot
A guy who gets his ass kicked every day but still says he’s straight. He’s just a weirdo who needs money for his wife, husband, and three kids and a dog that thinks it’s a superhero.
'I got my ass kicked again. My wife said if I don’t pay for college, she’ll kick me again.'
'I’m not gay. I’m just weird and my dog wants a new cape.'
'Why do I do this? Because my wife said so, and she’s got a gun.'