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A person who looks like a god but can't pick one thing. They're pansexual, gender-fluid, and also work at the hair salon. They also know your mom's secrets and just add drama.
You're like a hot mess who can't pick one. That's extra.
You're pansexual, gender-fluid, and also my mom's hairdresser. That's a total disaster.
You're hot, you're confused, and you know my mom's secrets. That's like a whole package.