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A person who looks like a god but can't decide what they want. They're pansexual, gender-fluid, and always pick every option just to be extra. They also work at the hair salon and know your mom's secrets.
Why can't you just pick one? You're like a confused rainbow with a perm.
I'm pansexual, gender-fluid, and I also do your mom's hair. What more do you want?
You tick every box, but you can't pick one. You're like a confused kid in a candy store.