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A human who is basically a walking hotness wave but can't pick anything. They're gender-fluid, pansexual, and work at the hair salon. Also, they know your mom's business.
You're like a hot mess with a degree in confusion.
You can't pick one, but you're also my mom's hairdresser. That's just extra.
You're so hot, but you can't pick a choice. That's like a hot mess with a side of drama.