F-squared
A first-year guy so hot he makes your brain melt. He’s the reason you’re still single and still paying rent.
"Damn, that F-squared is smoother than my grandma's peanut butter.", Jake, after seeing his cousin's crush.
"I dated an F-squared and now I can't look at my ex.", Sarah, crying in the hallway.
"That F-squared just walked in, and I'm out.", Tom, who just got dumped by his girlfriend.